Some Type of Friends

We all have friends. (well your life is so sad if don’t have one) But we must admit that we have different kinds of them; some who are intended to stay with you forever and some who’ll just stay with you just when they need you the most. Below here are just some of my “friends” and their characteristics.

• ·         The Tissue

This is the kind of friend who is always there when you need someone. When you failed a test, had an argument with your parents or when your crush broke your heart, your “tissue friend” will be the one to wipe those tears away! Tissue friend can sometimes be referred to as the Guidance Counselor friend cause his/her advices for you is usually higher than the heavens or as deep as the Marianas Trench.

• ·         The Clown

We all have that one friend who brings joy to the squad. Sometimes he/she intend to make the squad laugh but usually it’s just because of his/her flaws that make you guys smile and laugh. And usually, the clown friend is the one that everyone loves the most. But when the clown friend is sad, everyone is so affected that all of the squad wants to be the “tissue” for clown friend because you just hate it when your clown friend frowns.

• ·         The Albert Einstein

Well we know this is the smartest (and probably the most hardworking and studious) friend. He or she loves studying and sometimes makes excuses just to escape the hangouts because he/she wants to hang out with his/her books. Usually, the Albert Einstein friend is the one who is stupid when it comes to coping with real life. (you know like love, problems, etc.) Though our Albert Einstein friend is smart and stupid at the same time, we all still love and understand our Einstein friend even though he/she goes e=mc² all the time.

• ·         The Barbie

Nope she is not the popular and pretty friend. In my own friendtionary, Barbie is that one friend who is not really a friend. HAHAHAHAHAHA You know what I mean! He/she acts so good in front of you and stabs you behind your back. Filipinos call it as the “plastic” friend.

• ·         The Techie Friend

He/she is not only in when it comes to having gadgets (wewz rich kid!) but also he/she knows the latest specs and shits and stuffs about everything in the technoworld. He/she is usually the one the squad asks when our laptop lags, when we don’t know how to do stuffs in the powerpoint, when your phone acts shit, this friend is always on the aid.

• ·         The  Cam-Whore

We all have that one friend who wants to capture every scene and moments of the squad. He/she always initiates the “groupies” and uploads everything right away! This is also our friend who loves taking A LOT of photos like he/she is the only one who changed the pose in every shots while the squad looks the same from the first photo up to the tenth photo.

• ·         The Angel

Our kind of friend who doesn’t understand the dirty jokes that one of our friend dropped and he/she will be like “What? I don’t understand?! Why are you guys laughing?”

• ·         The Buffer

Our friend who is a little similar to our Angel friend but this time, he/she doesn’t understand even the most common jokes. It even comes to the point that everyone is dying because of laughing and he/she is like “Whaaaaaaa?!” for a very very long time. Like dude, where is your sense of humor? Do I need to explain the joke to you?

• ·         The Seasonal

The one who will only be there for you when he/she needs a favor from you. #hurt #youonlyknowmewhenyouneededme

• ·         The Gifted

Our friend who knows how to sing, dance, draw, sketch, write, etc. (he/she is not a frustrated dancer, singer or artist like you)

• ·         The It Girl/Boy

Our famous friend who tend to sparkle every time you and your squad walks in the hallway. He/she gets a lot of love even though she just posted a photo of her feet. Like #feet #happyfeet #nofilter

• ·         The Breezy

The word breezy is trending here in Philippines for quite a long time now and its synonyms, are swag, swog, swag, swog, swag, SWAG. #mhiszxcyswaggertwopointoh

• ·         The Fighter

No one wants to mess up with this kind of friend! He/she is willing to give his/her everything just to protect the squad and to sweep off the haters.

• ·         The Lover

Our kind of friend who loves to love. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

p.s he/she is usually the one who gets heartbroken too :----)

• ·         The Diary

He/she doesn’t only keep the secrets of the whole squad but he/she is secretive when it comes to his/her life too. Like no one knows who caught the heart of this friend.

• ·         The Baymax

Idek if you guys have this kind of friend, but guess what I HAVE. She hugs me every time she knows that I feel down, sad, angry or whatever. Her hug makes me feel comfortable and he/she is like a marshmallow. YOU KNOW LIKE BAYMAXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX.

• ·         The Banker

The richest kid in the squad. He/she usually plans the trips and also ends up spending a lot for the squad.

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That’s all I could think for now.. Maybe I’ll make a part 2. Idek. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA You might want to share your types of friends?? hehe